Its almost 3am. You’re out of green. You’re friends are boring people that do things like “sleep” and “study”. What do you (I) do?

- Start taking really long shits; not because you have to, really just to past the time… maybe even get some reading done.
- Download all four seasons of your favorite ABC Saturday morning cartoon as a child.
- Download all four seasons of your favorite ABC Saturday morning cartoon as a child and immediately decide it wasn’t worth it.
- Get desperate and smoke a fistful of resin.
- Masturbate during a two minute buzz. Subsequently disappointed.
- Spend a good ten minutes wondering why animated nostalgia gets you so aroused.
- Get your Pokemon to level 60. All of them.
- Revel in your false sense of accomplishment, typically while crying in a cold shower.
- Enjoy a tear-filled bowl of Frosted Flakes in the dark. You’re further disappointed when you realize you didn’t use any milk. That liquid in there? All you, baby.
- Get into a heated argument about how Lady Gaga is stylish and all, but ultimately overrated as a musician, and why Justin Bieber, despite being an annoying teenybopper, deserves at least a little respect.
- Realize you’re having an in-depth conversation, by yourself, in the dark; thinking far too profoundly about some Marilyn Manson/Madonna wannabe and a pubescent boy.
- Compose and post stupid lists to your blog whilst sitting on the toilet… still not pooping.